cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
Obviously this is a female skeleton, otherwise the armor would be practical.
please stress the importance of platonic love
Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
why has this not got any notes
a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..
my followers know who this is for.
two of my close friends attempted multiple times
i attempted around this time last year. keep this going.
Today, personally, this is for Robin Williams.
But for today, and every day, it is for anybody who has ever lost anybody to suicide and anybody who has been lost themselves.
I know it probably doesn’t help, but I am so, so sorry.
Reblogging this twice and this should have way more notes
quick korra from stream using ref
also profile views are difficult
Reversed order = genius! Free hugs, all around!
I don’t know why this is so great, but it is.
OH GOD IT JUST LOOKS SO GENTLE
SHHH LET ME LOVE YOU
just look at Jim’s face omfg
I will never get over this
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
some korra stream doodles
I apologize for the lower left one
steal her look: sam pepper
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